Interview - Emily Evil (Devil Dollies)
Riv , 2006/05/07 18:44

So if you’ve seen our interview with Audrey Marie, you’ve seen how charismatic many of the girls on DevilDollies.com are. This interview we bring you yet another one of the models at Devil Dollies, Emily Evil. Check this out:

Now that you’re done drooling, let’s get to our interview and see what Emily has to say:

Is there anything you'd like to plug, any projects, things you'd like the millions to check out?

www.devildollies.com - Devil Dollies is a website that takes pin up girls and mixes in violence and gore. It's just starting up... it is run by 2 amazing people who have affiliations with Hustler and other different modeling agencies.

You're actually not originally from Georgia, and are a Pennsylania native, how do the two compare? Which do you like more?

Well, moving to Georgia was quite a culture shock... I actually like Georgia a lot better. There always seems to be things to do here... although I do not particularly like the county I live in due to it's ghettoness. Georgia is my favorite. Pennsylvania (Washington, PA. a town right out of Pittsburgh) was kind of boring but it is now growing into a decently big city.

As an attractive young lady, you've probably had your share of complete and total retards undressing you with their eyes - describe to us the sleaziest piece of trash that as ever hit on you. You don't have to name names, unless of course, you want to.

Well, I do not get that many people that are rude or obnoxious about it. I have however I’ve had several rednecks use trashy pick up lines and refuse to leave me alone. I have also had to get security to get rid of several people who would not leave me alone while I was at work. I'd say anyone who automatically thinks that I would have sex with them or that I want to meet up with them is the sleaziest any one has gotten.

Well, those sleazes need to watch out because as I understand you're dating Cylcops of the X-Men. That said, have you ever had THE JUGGERNAUT bust down your house looking for a fight?

That has only happened once, but luckily no one was home.

Here's the question everyone loves: Who do you want to tell to go fuck themselves right now? Feel free to let it all loose.

Ha ha ha, let me think... My ex-boyfriend Bryce for telling everyone that I cheated on him and that I'm psycho even though he drove around the funeral home I lived at every night and called me non stop.

Ian - for being a total jackass at the Masquerade.

Brandon - for leaving Blair's hot ass: she's mine now bitch!

Bryce, Brandon and Ian are ALL in the hot seat! What one song, if you can pick one song, in the entire world, gets you in THE MOOD?

ANY Static X song but mainly "Love Dump." "Velvet Dreams" by the Genitorturers as well. Typical day in the life. What is it?

I get up at the butt crack of dawn, let out my puppy (Betty Paige) I get dressed and go to school (Gupton-Jones Mortuary College). As soon as I get off I run errands if I have to, if now I relax then I usually go to work. I work 2 jobs so I usually don't have that many days off.

Rate the following things as IN or OUT:

--Nickleback.: OUT
--Yo-yos.: um... OUT
--Law and Order Special Victims Unit: IN.. kinda
--THE MARINES!: OUUUTTTT
--Black History Month: Has always been out
--Christina Applegate: she's decent - in/ out
--Sock Puppets: IN
--Richard Pryor: ...same with Black History Month.

In your opinion do you think John Madden still has sex at his age? And do you think people his age should?

No (to the first half of the question), and yes (second half) but only with people of his age.

Unfortunately for John Madden, most people his age are dead, so looks like his pickings for sex are pretty slim, but on a completely unrelated note, when I say JUANES, your body does what?

Cringe.

So we hear you're learning to work with the dead - tells us a bit on what that's like.

So far I have not had any classes dealing with funeral service yet. I am about to finish up my core classes. It's interesting. It is a very professional school - Perhaps too professional for me but I like it. It is an interesting field of work and I'm hoping to enjoy it.

Our Central Intelligence at JasonRivera.com reports you were really preppy in school back in the day. We just can't see you like that. Can you explain this one?!?

LoL, when I moved to Georgia from Pennsylvania, I was a huge tomboy. I started going to middle school and tried to pick up the trends. American Eagle and Abercrombie and Fitch were the main fashion trends - along with wearing ribbons in your hair (which I did!) I look back on it and laugh because I looked ridiculous.

So, it's hypothetical situation time. It's you and your significant other's anniversary and it's about THAT time of night. The special time. He says he wants to try something new and guarantees that it will be a night of pleasure you will never forget. He tells you to get prepared while he gets ready in the restroom. So after a few minutes you're in your most seductive attire and hear the restroom door open, and your beau is dressed like a clown, head to toe, rainbow wig, big red shoes, spotted outfit, but with his dick all hanging out. Do you go with it? Or do you spend the night at Mom and Dad's while he gets his head checked?

I'd laugh for about and hour first then go to mom's. I don't like clowns; it isn't that I'm afraid of them but they're stupid to me. That would definitely be a mood killer.

Which of these things do you think is the least disgusting/least disgusting sounding: Butthole Pleasures, Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez, Cincinnati Bowtie, Pussyjuice Cocktails, or Shitstained balls? most disgusting: Rusty Trombone
least disgusting : Pussyjuice cocktail

So we know you're a fan of the Hoff, but do you think that David Hasslehoff can take John Tesh in a fight? Put your personal feelings aside here.

Is this a serious question? It's David Hasslehoff. I think he could take John Tesh any day of the week.

Is there one CD that under no circumstances ever leaves your car because you know that at some point during the day you MUST listen to it?

Either the "Folsom Prison" CD or "You'll Rebel to Anything" by Mindless Self Indulgence.

This is the most important question that all the guys are wondering out there. What color is your underwear and is it edible?

It is not edible, and most of my underwear is black.

Rate the Following Photos 1-10 - with 1 being absolutely not fit to touch you or ANY girl and 10 being Fucktacular.

Michael McDonald.
5., But his voice is of an angel's.

Lionel Richie
7., he knows how to work the R & B.

Wayne Static
Goddamn!!! 10!!!

David Hasslehoff
8. lol, he's still got it going on.

JUANES.
6. I don't know who the fuck that is!

The 40 Year Old Virgin, Steve Carrell.
9. I don't understand why he hasn't had sex!

Isaku, the Letch
1.

Brian Peppers
Oh my goodness. I feel bad... 2?

Side titty shots and profane language!

And lastly, Would you ever eat at a place called Ten Dicks Bakery?

I'd probably eat there just because the name was Ten Dicks Bakery.

And another exciting interview is wrapped up! We'd like to once again thank Emily Evil for her time, and if you like what you see, there's plenty more at DevilDollies.com so be sure to check them out and let them know JasonRivera.com sent you!

-- Riv - jasonrivera@jasonrivera.com