RAPE TIME, with Isaku!
Riv , 2005/08/20 13:00

When I first got to use the Internet, there were many things that I did not know about. One of these things was the existence of anime used for pornographic and adult purposes. As I was heavily into anime at a younger age, I discovered the existence of many forms of anime and anime games… That’s when I first met “Isaku.”

Now I honestly had no idea what the fuck I was doing in the game. I was walking around a nasty wooden building where everything looked the same. Judging by the other people walking around it was a school. Apparently this was a school. I had no idea what the fuck my goal was (because the game was in full Japanese) until I found a “videotape” in the game and went to a room with a tape player and saw THIS:

I didn’t know whether to be disgusted or laugh my fucking ass off. And this is how I found out about Hentai Anime for the first time in my life.

Without even having to translate to English I knew what was going on here. Isaku was obviously the name of the sick old fuck in the photos, and he definitely looks like a school janitor (love the nasty yellow towel around his neck by the way). He apparently holds girls at knife point and rapes them, and in the game it’s your goal to prevent that, so again, should I do the right thing and be disgusted, or should I let him rape everyone and laugh my ass off about it?

After thinking it over… I laughed my fucking ass off, and in fact Isaku was one of the games reviewed on JasonRivera.com 2000, the original incarnation of the site. However, that review is sadly lost in the mists of time, and so too was Isaku.

Until I found out that apparently after the game was released the powers that be, and the sick freaks of the world decided to turn Isaku into a full-length anime… and thus, the sick motherfucker returns as I review the most fucked up yet hilarious anime-ANYTHING I’ve ever seen.

As our story begins we see a girl running in fear in the dark. She gets slammed against a wall and goes unconscious and immediately is woken back up when she gets stuffed with some guy’s cock and raped to the sound of creepy horror music on par with Nightmare on Elm Street and Halloween and shit like that. We are told she’s the sister of a girl named Miyuki, and was raped and left in a horrible state (I guess killed), in the “old school building.” As a result the building was boarded up and condemned, and so our story begins.

We meet our first two characters in the form of Jinpachi and Kenta. They are sitting outside whining about the fact they won’t be having any good sex this summer. Well, if I were a short little bastard with bad fashion sense who smoked cigarettes all day like Jinpachi over here, I probably wouldn’t be getting much action either.

They talk to each other about watching porn together.

Either that or Jinpachi is so lonely he’s quickly turning into a fag. Judging by the fact he’s short, sickeningly skinny, and a crybaby, he’d probably make a great emokid.

We meet our first two pieces of ass in the form of Mio, the girl who looks sickeningly like she walked out of a JEM cartoon, and Kotomi, the token “girl who EVERYONE wants to rape.” I mean, I don’t even find anime girls hot, and I’d put the dick to Kotomi. I’m pretty sure no matter what happens she’s going to probably get it the dirtiest. Rio criticizes the men for having pornographic movies and accuses Kenta of wanting to fuck Kotomi on camera… I told you they all wanted to fuck her, probably even the girls. As they argue, we can hear the sound of a cart being dragged across the ground…

It’s… ISAKU!!! What a stud this guy is, huh? Yellow towel around the neck, sweaty with big black person lips, stubble and graying hair. He also has beady little eyes that just scream “I’m fucking you with them.” This guy is straight pimpin’, I bet. And even if he’s not, he’s GOING TO BE whether they like it or not.

Kenta begins shouting at Isaku because he doesn’t like him looking at the girls at all. Jinpachi goes as far as to yell that they know Isaku was the guy who raped Miyuki’s sister.

Unfortunately Miyuki heard that, and it probably hurt her feelings. She just stares blankly at Isaku as he walks by. I change my vote for who is going to get fucked the nastiest by the end of the night as it’s obvious this one’s going to get humiliated just on account that she’d be continuing her family’s legacy of being raped by nasty old men. Makes you wonder if this is a Stonetale, doesn’t it?

We get introduced to Munemitsu, the token rich guy. Other than having a new car he looks like one of the villains, Nephlite, from Sailor Moon… not that I… err… have ever… you know… watched Sailor Moon to compare.

I just hope Isaku doesn’t jack him off like he did in the videogames this time around.

Our next girl we meet is Rika. She’s the nerd, obviously and this is denoted by the fact she’s incredibly short and wears glasses. Likely by the end of the story she will be the most grateful for what happened to her as chances are no one would have ever fucked her anyway so Isaku probably did her a favor. I mean if she were real she’d probably look like THIS:

No, I wouldn't either. Invest in dildos, please, kthxbye.

We next meet Akemi, the token blonde girl, giving advice to the teacher. Well I’ve got some advice for YOU, Akemi, GAMEPRO-style:

PROTIP: Don’t Get RAPED.

Ms. Kumi one of her teachers, obviously a middle-aged sexually frustrated woman. She’s probably second to probably wanting dick all the time right next to the nerdy girl which is obvious since she’s asking for man advice and being told she’s too clingy meaning she probably fucks 7 times a day and expects a phone call right after each lay. As Kenta and Jinpachi trip, they knock the teacher down, and expose her panties.

Which brings us to my little word problem: If Kumi fucks seven times a day, expects a phone call after each lay, and no man wants her right now, then what is under those panties?

…if you’ve read anything else on this site, you HAD to see that coming.

Akemi is a tennis player which means gratuitous ass shots for all, and when I say all I mean all, including…

ISAKU!!!

He should at least like, get his dick sucked for, you know, being honest to the little angry cunt. He adds that she has a “really nice ass,” and that he wants to “grab it.” She storms off angrily when Kenta finds a mysterious love letter at his feet. Kenta decides he will read it later, and leaves Jinpachi behind. The letter says at 5:00 to meet in the music room of the OLD SCHOOL BUILDING. Now kids, what do we know about the OLD SCHOOL BUILDING?

--A girl was raped and murdered in it.
--The building is all boarded up.
--The building is going to be torn down soon.
--It’s probably not a fun place to hang out.

Conclusion: ANYONE stupid enough to set foot in there, and fall for the oldest trick in the book DESERVES the ass-raping they are about to get…

To make matters more suspicious, Kenta BLATANTLY SEES ISAKU outside the building. Now, didn’t Kenta and Jinpachi open their mouths when this all started and INSIST Isaku is a sick rapist? Yet, the fact Isaku is sitting around OUTSIDE the condemned building where, as JasonRivera.com’s favorite assclown Jacob Webb would say “Rap” and Murder happens, just a LITTLE BIT FUCKING SUSPICIOUS. I almost wish Isaku was a faggot so Kenta would get what he deserves for being a fucking moron. So Kenta, the dumb shit that he is, ignores all the obvious warning signs and goes inside anyway.

Only Japanese anime characters are stupid and oblivious enough to stick around this long.

Kenta and Munemitsu compare letters and show everyone it’s the same letter. Wow, for them to fall for it, Isaku must have some pretty fucking nice handwriting. He’s a talented guy – he’s got a major in rape and a minor in calligraphy. Not long after, Miyuki and Jinpachi also meet up with the others. EVERYONE is here, except Isaku… Now any common idiot can piece this together through common sense but apparently everyone in this school has a severe case of Attention Deficit Disorder, and I’m not talking about the fake shit that American psychiatrists say every fucking kid in America has to make money off their parents by putting them on Ritalin and other stupid drugs, but I’m talking the real fucking deal here. There are nine people here. That’s enough to make a baseball team and enroll in the fucking miracle league. Retards.

So they all point the finger at Kenta like a bunch of morons when…

Finally someone has some common sense. The teacher, who is supposed to be the SMARTEST ONE HERE, also mentions he was by the entrance but she doesn’t think… OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU STUPID BITCH! So why is everyone just standing around talking? The guy is as guilty as Michael Jackson with his pants down in the middle of Six Flags, and they can’t seem to figure out staying in the music room TALKING about it is a bad move. Finally, Akemi, the bitchy one, decides to leave. However by the time she turns to do so, the party hears the sound of hammers and nails. At that point all nine of them should have raced for the door and brute forced it down, but that would involve nine people with working brains.

The three men run off to see THIS!

Yep. They’re fucked. Literally. But instead of worrying about how to get out of the school Rika immediately rushes up to Kenta, tells him that she thought he wrote the note and closes her eyes and puckers her lips for a kiss. The nerdy girl clearly realizes this is her only chance in life to get a dick. Kenta moves in for the kiss, proving that he has no standards. He even begins rubbing her ass up her skirt. She is enjoying it too much and finally realizes this is not the place. Rika pretty much tells him that she’ll fuck him after karaoke and then insists on using the bathroom. The men realize they can’t get out because the door is nailed shut but at no time do all three men attempt to shove the door at the same time. In all their eternal wisdom, not once do they attempt this… Then one of them comes up with this BRILLIANT IDEA.

And of course, they haven’t even bothered to remember there are six girls also trapped in here with an insane janitor who is highly likely to be a serial rapist. Meanwhile, Rika goes to the bathroom not to pee, but to masturbate because Kenta kissed her. Wow, this girl REALLY has some man issues. Now keep in mind this bitch already KNOWS there’s a sick janitor on the loose.

So, Rika is sitting there, fucking herself, and making a shitload of noise when we hear footsteps heading right for her.

PEEKABOO!!!

Isaku immediately chokes Rika out as the lights go off in the bathroom. The girls and the guys discuss plans to escape. Rika and Kenta are still running around. Akemi chastises the teacher for allowing Rika to go to the bathroom alone. Yep, fuckin’ stupid bitch. Jinpachi and Munemitsu decide to look for Rika. As Kenta is walking through the halls he finds a video at his feet, with a note that reads VIEW IN THE MEDIA ROOM, ISAKU. Well, as I stated about the videogames, if you’re in a boarded high school, and there are girls running around and you find a videotape at your feet, it can only mean one thing…

But as Rika turns to face her assailant, we find out a shocking truth:

JINPACHI IS IN ON IT! OMG HEEL TURN!!! Of course, Isaku made sure to obviously not tape Jinpachi so our viewers are somehow completely unaware…

…and are even less aware of Nephrite Munemitsu also being an accomplice of the nasty janitor. Rika begins to cry and beg for help. She wants to know why, and Munemitsu begins to finger her and torment her body. Munemitsu explains they are doing this to her because they caught her fingering herself in the bathroom. She begs them not to kill her and Munemitsu insists that she agree to do everything they ask her to, technically making her a consenting participant. And how can you not laugh when you have priceless screenshots like THIS?

I mean the last time I saw a pair of lips like that were on a guy hanging from a tree with a bunch of white people in ghost outfits watching him die. It’s at this point where Munemitsu imparts the first words of wisdom of the evening.

This guy just became my hero.

Mune turns her over and begins spanking her for being a whore, a slut and a filthy bitch.

I don’t know about you guys but to me it looks more like he’s spanking a loaf of bread or something than a girl’s ass. I can’t help but be shocked at the God damn motherfucking potty mouth on that piece of shit asshole Munemitsu – think he talks to his MOTHER LIKE THAT? Mune plays Rika’s ass like a drum to the point where even Jinpachi feels that he’s gone too far. Rika begins for him to stop but he turns her around and pulls his pants down, a clear indication that RAPE TIME will now begin. Of course if that’s not any indication…

…this is. Rika begs for Kenta but after less than 30 seconds of cock inside her…

Yep, I told you Rika would end up loving it because no one else would do her. The others look on in horror as the tape ends. All the questions arise, and Munemitsu and Jinpachi accuse Kenta of either being the one videotaping it, or the one who raped her based on the fact he was gone for so long. Munemitsu adds that he hears Kenta is fond of porn videos and trying to make them himself with Isaku’s help. Miyuki slaps them both as they argue. Akemi places the blame on their retarded teacher, even though all of them were stupid for coming into the building in the first place. As they fight Mio, better known as JEM takes off running BY HERSELF to find Rika. And what’s she going to do? Scare Isaku away with her shitty ‘80s hairstyle?

Once again the guys make the retarded mistake of splitting up. I’ve seen Three Stooges episodes with more common sense. Well, actually, we already know Jinpachi is in on it, so Kenta is actually the idiot here. Akemi tries to take off in the confusion but is forced to stay put by Kotomi and Miyuki, for her own good. Mio is out of breath from running all over the place when she finally finds herself getting a good punch in the gut by Munemitsu.

The bright side of Mio getting it is they can get that ridiculous outfit off her, and that is just what happens next as Isaku gets a mouth full of ‘80s muff. As Mio gets what stupid bitches have coming to them she demands that Munemitsu and Isaku return Rika. Mio looks to see Rika lying on the ground, naked. Mio calls out to Rika who looks at Mio and simply smiles as cum begins dripping out her mouth.

I told you the nerd WANTED this from the get-go, as she has a HUGE smile for someone who just got fucked by some nasty old man. Mio screams as Isaku laughs, signaling it’s RAPE TIME! Meanwhile Miyuki begins to think about Isaku raping her sister and freaks out at the thought of having the same thing happen to her. She comes to her senses as Kotomi worries for her well-being. The girls wonder where the guys are, and Jinpachi is the first to return. He informs the others Mio is gone and they wonder where Kenta and Munemitsu are. Akemi insists they all regroup together in the music room because the video room reminds her of the disturbing video. The stupid bitch runs out alone, or should I say the other stupid bitches don’t bother to follow. The other girls hurry back to the music room, or do they? Miyuki discreetly escapes to the bathroom. Haven’t any of these morons heard of the “buddy system?” All of a sudden a scream is heard when Kenta walks in on Miyuki in the bathroom and she screams as well. Kumi, the teacher, freaks out running believing this is her fault for being irresponsible and thus NO ONE IS TOGETHER. This is the biggest group of morons ever to grace an abandoned, rapist-filled school. Miyuki finds another tape in the bathroom. Kotomi, Miyuki, and Kenta all reunite. Meanwhile we see that Akemi didn’t follow the PROTIP from earlier because… it’s…

Isaku begins to speak to Akemi, and threatens her. She calls him a sick bastard which tends to piss him off right away. He insists that Akemi hates him now but he will do something special to make her like him.

What a happy guy. He seems to be enjoying himself, and can you blame him? And with a plot this asshole, how can you not at least respect this sick fuck. Do I agree with him? No, but I sure as hell respect him for degrading women to this level. I think Isaku Ito should be TIME’s man of the year. Not to mention, thus far Akemi has been a complete bitch so she probably deserves this more than anyone in the entire show. Munemitsu stops Isaku much to Akemi’s relief…

Or not.

You gotta love the one-liners. Munemitsu also insists that Akemi is a disgusting bitch. Munemitsu loses it when Isaku says all women are whores, including Kotomi.

This makes him even more aggressive with that bitch Akemi. Meanwhile Kenta tosses the tape Miyuki found to the ground, not wanting to watch Mio get raped. Somehow Kotomi pisses Miyuki off and she grabs Kenta and takes off. We come back to Akemi who is now naked in the dark, Isaku begins to taunt her as he pulls out her tennis uniform and insists on her wearing it. She screams and we cut back to the others. We cut back to Kumi who is in shock about the events going on, either that, or she’s afraid of getting fired from her teaching job for all this happening on her watch. She’s found by Jinpachi but we all know what he’s really here for while Kenta, the Hitomi and Miyuki try to find a way out, and Kenta is oblivious to the two being jealous of one another.

Meanwhile, Isaku makes Akemi like him more…

And more…

…Kumi is brought in and forced to watch Akemi bent over like a dog while the nasty janitor stuffs her like wild game. Kumi cries and Jinpachi explains that he has learned from Isaku that he must use force to get what he wants. Jinpachi begins to fondle the teacher now.

It’s one big orgy! Hooray!!!

The remaining three are still looking for a way out. Kotomi suddenly needs to pee, they insist on Kenta remaining outside. Like stupid bitches they leave the one guy left who can help them outside. A knocking at the door freaks the girls out and they realize that it must not be Kenta after all. Isaku has found the girls. Or at least he has found Miyuki. He insists that Kotomi was supposed to be the next, and that if Miyuki rats her out, he’ll let her free.

Isaku, being a master of persuasion, who always gets what he wants shows Miyuki the enema he found in the science lab.

Only in Japan would people get off on “internal cleansing.”

And only in America, would this guy be some sort of hero.

Of course with enough torture he figures out where Kotomi is hiding just based on Miyuki’s reactions.

Isaku insists that Kotomi is wearing panties which are too sexy and smells like a ripe and ready woman. He makes it sound like he’s shopping for vegetables. Kotomi pisses herself and Isaku insists on eating her pussy immediately because he’s just sick like that. He then kisses her with his piss-soaked mouth. Wow, he’s degrading this girl so much that he has set the entire Women’s Right’s Movement back about 1,000 years with this ONE scene.

Got milk?

Isaku insists that this is because Miyuki gave her away, and Kotomi seems crushed. Kenta wakes up in the hall wondering where the two girls are and finds… yep, another tape. This one? Kotomi. Isaku is intent on using his new toy enema, and he’s chosen Kotomi to take it. She begs for him not to show this to Kenta, and he seems to get off on the fact that Kenta WILL see this. Kenta runs for it, not wanting to watch anymore. The tape continues, however, and Isaku quotes “I love to see the look of shame on women’s faces when they’re degraded.” This guy is Al Bundy levels of manhood, folks.

We come back and Miyuki is again blacked out, having a nightmarish vision. She dreams of the school infirmary. In the dream Kotomi begins to dyke it out with Miyuki against her will and forces Isaku to rape her for “betraying” her. They insist in the nightmare that Miyuki wants to join them and be fucked by Isaku too.

Miyuki regains consciousness tied up and gagged but Kenta manages to find her.

I like to call this machine she’s hooked into the DOOMSDAY DEVICE. Meanwhile elsewhere all the other girls are naked and rape-shocked. Isaku busts the door open like he’s THE FUCKIN’ MAN, and you know what? He got five vaginas in one day, HE IS.

Unfortunately for Munemitsu, Isaku has betrayed him. We find out Munemitsu’s motivations for helping Isaku were so that he could have his way with Kotomi personally, but Isaku has decided to have Kotomi all for himself.

You have to love the fact Kotomi is on a leash. That’s just fucking awesome. I’ve dated girls that should have been put on a fucking CHOKE CHAIN, too. Kotomi cries when she finds out that Munemitsu has caused this to happen to her. Meanwhile, Miyuki and Kenta try to find the others before it’s too late for Kotomi. Miyuki feels horrible and at fault for Kotomi being captured by Isaku, but Kenta blames his own weakness. The two find a small trap-door but meanwhile the violation of Kotomi begins and instead of participating Munemitsu has no choice to watch. Isaku asks Kotomi if she likes how a cock feels. Jinpachi arrives and unzips his pants while Isaku is fucking her from behind.

What a smooth-talker.

The smoothtalk continues…

As Isaku and Jinpachi both cum in her from either side, Isaku says the greatest line yet:

What a sick fuck! m/ !!!

Meanwhile Miyuki and Kenta try to find the others. Isaku, meanwhile is forcing Kotomi to suck his dick and get good at it. Kotomi continues to suck dick until Isaku gives her permission to stop. He also forced her to wear kid’s underwear and tells Kenta that he is popular with the girls as most of them called out his name while they were being pounded. Miyuki insists she will take Kotomi’s place if Isaku lets her free. He insists she licks the cum from Kotomi’s pussy off his fingers. Isaku convinces the broken Kotomi to decide what dirty things he shall do to Miyuki for betraying her, including pissing in front of everyone. Jinpachi arrives and knocks Kenta out. We find out his motivation was so that he could fuck Miyuki. Meanwhile the fuckwashed Kotomi gives Miyuki the enema having submitted to become Isaku’s slave. Kenta makes it to his feet and tries to fight back but Jinpachi again knocks Kenta to his feet. Kenta is a complete fucking wimp as we stated earlier Jinpachi is shorter, smaller, and probably weaker. Kenta however, is either:

--A total worthless piece of shit pussy.
--Likes the fact Isaku is raping all his classmates.

As Kenta fades out of consciousness, he awakes in front of Rika and the others, all almost zombified in their consciousness. Miyuki is completely tied up by Isaku and Kotomi. Jinpachi forces Miyuki to piss because Isaku is a sick fuck that likes that sort of shit. Kotomi runs off unable to watch anymore torture. As Kenta shakes Munemitsu he finds the keys to escape. Meanwhile Isaku attempts to brainwash Miyuki showing her videos of how all the girls eventually willingly performed sexual acts for Isaku as his slaves.

Miyuki tries to resist but the time to escape is long past, there is only one time left…

That’s right.

Isaku again hits his pimp-talk while he gets it done.

Kotomi, meanwhile finds the others. Kenta finds it hard to forgive Kotomi for feeding Miyuki to Isaku. Kotomi cries about what she’s done and Kenta decides to go try to find Miyuki. Isaku meanwhile tells Jinpachi to take what he wants. Miyuki begins to curse and scream at Isaku when she realizes he raped her sister (well no shit, moron!), so Isaku decides she needs something else to keep her in line…

That’s right, it’s not just rape time, it’s ANAL TIME as Isaku and Jinpachi take turns on the poor victim, and do her like it's an Oreo cookie. They fuck her until she goes unconscious and when she awakes?

Isaku is burning the building. Jinpachi is knocked out. He explains that he will burn the building and they will all die in the fire, as the result of a “candle” one of them brought. Isaku lights the building, but Miyuki shoves Isaku himself into the fire. The burning Isaku tries to escape the flames but finally Kenta proves he has a set of balls and knocks Isaku out, right into the fire. Miyuki cries about the whole ordeal as they all escape. Oddly enough they decide to save Munemitsu and Jinpachi. The whole building burns with Isaku still in it…

Nah, I think you’ve had enough, buddy.

All of them escape as the old school building burns. Isaku’s body was never found. They try to believe it Isaku was perhaps an illusion, a monster created of the dark desires of man, as it’s the only way they can keep sane is to believe that after the horrors they endured. So there you have it as we come to a close. Six girls who are now damaged goods, one in fact has a loose asshole. Two rapist students who aren’t going to be punished, one big wimp who could have saved them all had he been smarter, and the janitor who is allegedly dead.

Yeah, in the end, everyone lost, but I guess if everyone escaped Isaku with their virginity it wouldn’t be a dirty anime now would it? So it’s all over, and we’ve found Isaku to be one of the most disturbing yet insanely humorous hentai animes ever, and it’s probably nothing any of us should brave again…

Isaku? Nope. Shusaku, his sick brother? Yes. But that’s another story for another day…

Until then remember: Be nice to people stupid yellow towels around their necks who carry knives... they might be criminally insane!

-- Riv - jasonrivera@jasonrivera.com