Don't Feed Terri!
Riv , 2005/03/26 21:59
Terri Schiavo. Unless youíre been living under a rock, or youíre European, youíve been hearing about this woman non-stop. Amazingly the story is everywhere. I havenít followed all of it, because frankly I donít give a shit about this woman, but what I do know is:
Sheís Braindead from some sort of condition caused by her own stupidity. Something like she was bulimic or some shit like that until she collapsed and turned into a fruit.
Her husband and the government want to pull her feeding tube. Her husband is also an asshole.
Her family does not.
JasonRivera.com Forums Member EdWood would fuck her. Especially since she cannot say no.
The Ultimate Warrior wants her dead. I'm not even lying about this. Just click HERE.
People think this is an outrage.
My urine is still yellow in color and I am healthy.
That said, I really couldnít care less about Terri Schiavo. I mean weíre wasting money keeping her alive. Her husband wants to fuck other people, and her family is going to cry if she dies, but theyíre going to cry the same if their darling Terry, who is basically nothing more than a plant with moving eyeballs is allowed to continue to live. The courts ordered for her to stop being fed, but it hasnít stopped any of the drama. People are bitching and whining about government inference and while I donít necessarily like our government, I donít like listening to some story about some woman who ended up like this by her own recklessness and how I should pity her.
The family argues that she shows signs of improvement. What does she do? Drool a bit less? Nod her head? I say this: IF SHE ASKS FOR THE FEEDING TUBE BACK, SHE CAN HAVE IT BACK. Other than that, pull the fucking plug. Itís mercy rather than being nothing more than a body for the orderlies to fuck at night when everyone goes home. Itís not like the bitch is going to get up and start singing Mambo Number 5 or anything Ė and if she did, Iíd request someone pull the plug on her anyway.
I decided in a gesture of ďI really donít give a shit about Terri Schindler Schiavo to open up a CafePress, because if thereís anyone that should make a buck or two off this bitch before she dies of starvation itís me.
CLICK HERE to go to the Donít Feed Terri Official Shop!
All proceeds go toÖ to buying me a 2005 Hyundai Tiburon and the Pimp Rivís Ride Fund. I changed my mind on the Ford Mustang for a number of reasons. That said, either start buying shirts, start donating money to me, or not Ė but whatever you doÖ DONíT FEED TERRI.
...because there are children with actual brains left starving in Africa.
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