[02:34] pauly SD GM: Excuse me, are you Priscilla?
[02:34] iluvwwe2001: patricia
[02:34] iluvwwe2001: is my name 
[02:34] pauly SD GM: Priscilla, Patricia.  What's the difference?  Allow me to introduce myself.
[02:34] iluvwwe2001: who are uy
[02:34] iluvwwe2001: u
[02:34] pauly SD GM: I am Paul E. Heyman, you may know that I am one of the lead talent agents for World Wrestling Entertainment.
[02:35] iluvwwe2001: yes
[02:35] pauly SD GM: Mr. Rivera's told me a lot about you, and you've spoken with my client, Heidenreich once before, and I'm here to analyze just whether or not you're able to be utilized on our programs.
[02:35] iluvwwe2001: ok
[02:35] iluvwwe2001: Mr. Heyman
[02:35] pauly SD GM: For starters.  What kind of martial arts and wrestling training to do you have if any?
[02:36] iluvwwe2001: escrima and tae kwon do and cardio kickboxing
[02:36] pauly SD GM: Cardio Kickboxing?  Isn't that like Tae Bo?  Do you think that would be an asset to our program?
[02:37] iluvwwe2001: yes a lil
[02:37] pauly SD GM: Well, I hate to burst your bubble, Petunia, but Tae Bo isn't exactly going to make you anything in this business.
[02:38] iluvwwe2001: ok
[02:38] pauly SD GM: Now you mentioned Tae Kwon Do, what belt are you?
[02:38] pauly SD GM: Don't OK me young lady, my time is very valuable, and I refuse to be talked to like some common stooge.  I am not your friend, you show a little bit more personality when you're talking to me.
[02:38] pauly SD GM: I booked Doring and Corino to piss on Lita, and I'll have no problem booking someone to piss on you either.
[02:39] iluvwwe2001: I understand mr.heyamn
[02:39] iluvwwe2001: heyman
[02:39] pauly SD GM: Now, what belt are you in Tae Kwon Do?
[02:39] iluvwwe2001: white still but im working hard to get a higher belt
[02:39] pauly SD GM: WHITE?  WHITE?
[02:39] iluvwwe2001: lowest belt
[02:39] pauly SD GM: You're on the wrong end of the spectrum honey.
[02:40] pauly SD GM: Anything less than a high degree blackbelt isn't going to impress us.
[02:40] pauly SD GM: We have people who have been wrestling for years.
[02:40] pauly SD GM: We have UFC fighters.
[02:40] pauly SD GM: We have martial arists.
[02:40] pauly SD GM: You're talking about joining up with a white belt.
[02:40] iluvwwe2001: i understand
[02:40] pauly SD GM: I'm not impressed. At all.
[02:40] pauly SD GM: Do you have a photograph online?
[02:40] iluvwwe2001: yes on myspce
[02:41] iluvwwe2001: myspace
[02:41] pauly SD GM: What's myspce?  Stop fucking with me.  Give me a URL.
[02:41] iluvwwe2001: (Link: http://www.myspace.com)http://www.myspace.com
[02:41] pauly SD GM: TO YOU YOU IDIOT!
[02:42] iluvwwe2001: okay i will give u a url
[02:42] pauly SD GM: Make it quick.  I told you time is money.
[02:42] iluvwwe2001: ok
[02:43] pauly SD GM: OK IS NOT A URL!
[02:43] iluvwwe2001: (Link: http://media.webdate.com/media/1100K/010K/04K/0700/1003628-b82d4d965b3171ac41ee9557c7848d59.jpg)http://media.webdate.com/media/1100K/010K/04K/0700/1003628-b82d4d965b3171ac41ee9557c7848d59.jpg
[02:44] pauly SD GM: Which one are you?
[02:44] iluvwwe2001: the girl
[02:44] iluvwwe2001: in the pic
[02:44] iluvwwe2001: the red tank top
[02:44] pauly SD GM: That's a girl?  I mean... ... how much do you weigh?
[02:44] iluvwwe2001: uh
[02:44] iluvwwe2001: i weigh 179 lbs now
[02:45] pauly SD GM: Don't UH me God Damn it.
[02:45] pauly SD GM: Do you know who I am?
[02:45] pauly SD GM: I'm Paul Heyman!
[02:45] pauly SD GM: I created ECW you little ingrate!
[02:45] pauly SD GM: 179?
[02:45] pauly SD GM: Are you fucking with me?
[02:45] pauly SD GM: 179 on either side of your ass!
[02:45] pauly SD GM: Is this a rib?  Is this some kind of joke from the boys in the back?
[02:45] pauly SD GM: You're a white belt.
[02:45] pauly SD GM: You take Tae Bo.
[02:46] pauly SD GM: And you're overweight by about 60 lbs.
[02:46] pauly SD GM: WHAT can you POSSIBLY have to offer World Wrestling Entertainment
[02:46] iluvwwe2001: i am doing my best to lose the weight
[02:46] iluvwwe2001: a lot actually
[02:46] iluvwwe2001: looks can be deceiving ya know
[02:46] pauly SD GM: Try to impress me, Princesa
[02:46] pauly SD GM: yeah, you know who else says that?  VISCERA
[02:47] iluvwwe2001: whoah i am not like viscera
[02:47] pauly SD GM: The hell you're not.  I'm not even remotely impressed thus far.  I mean you have a LONG way to go before you are ready for World Wrestling Entertainment.
[02:47] iluvwwe2001: okay i am still working hard on it though
[02:48] pauly SD GM: I dare say that if we threw you in front of a live audience the way you are now, the crowd would part like the Red Sea, ticket sales would go down and WWE would go the way of WCW and ECW, and frankly lady, I like having money and I don't want to lose my job.
[02:48] iluvwwe2001: you won't
[02:48] iluvwwe2001: that is the thinag
[02:48] iluvwwe2001: thing
[02:48] iluvwwe2001: theodore long thought i was beautiful
[02:49] pauly SD GM: Well with all due respect, and I'm trying to say this in the nicest way possible, Teddy needs to have his eyes re-examined.
[02:49] pauly SD GM: Now you better stop fucking around and try to impress some people because you haven't impressed me at all, and that is a very bad road to travel down.
[02:50] iluvwwe2001: Well all I can say is i will do my best
[02:50] iluvwwe2001: brb
[02:50] pauly SD GM: We just turned down a Playboy Playmate, Carmella DeCesare.
[02:50] iluvwwe2001: brb
[02:50] iluvwwe2001: i know brb
[02:50] pauly SD GM: Don't BRB me, because if you do I won't be here and I will personally see to it that Mr. McMahon knows about you and your lack of attitude.
[02:51] pauly SD GM: Don't you go away.  If you walk away from Paul Heyman you walk away from OVW
[02:52] pauly SD GM: Listen bitch, you walked out on Paul Heyman, so as far as I'm concerned, you can go FUCK YOURSELF.
[02:52] pauly SD GM: Good night.