[02:58] EBischoffGMRAW: Hello.  I'm Eric Bischoff.  Jason Rivera told me to speak with you to gauge whether or not you're worthy of a spot here in World Wrestling Entertainment.
[02:59] iluvwwe2001: Hello Mr. Bischoff
[02:59] iluvwwe2001: how are u this evening
[02:59] EBischoffGMRAW: I'm good, darling, how are you... was it Patricia?
[02:59] iluvwwe2001: yes it mr.bischoff and im doing great
[02:59] iluvwwe2001: i loved raw tonight it was awesome jericho did a great jobv
[02:59] iluvwwe2001: jov
[02:59] iluvwwe2001: job
[02:59] EBischoffGMRAW: That's good.  So am I, as you know I'm on my vacation.
[03:00] EBischoffGMRAW: Well I'm glad you think RAW is such a great program.  And I love each and every one of you people!
[03:00] iluvwwe2001: yes i know how are u enjoying ur vacation
[03:00] EBischoffGMRAW: It's been great, thanks for asking.  So, tell me a bit about yourself.
[03:00] iluvwwe2001: well heyman was not impressed with my looks 
[03:00] iluvwwe2001: (Link: http://media.webdate.com/media/1100K/010K/04K/0700/1003628-b82d4d965b3171ac41ee9557c7848d59.jpg)http://media.webdate.com/media/1100K/010K/04K/0700/1003628-b82d4d965b3171ac41ee9557c7848d59.jpg
[03:00] iluvwwe2001: u can take a look
[03:01] iluvwwe2001: i dropped about 10-20 lbs since that pic
[03:01] EBischoffGMRAW: Umm...  This isn't a joke, is it?
[03:01] iluvwwe2001: no 
[03:01] iluvwwe2001: it is not
[03:01] EBischoffGMRAW: Are you sure?
[03:01] EBischoffGMRAW: Steve, this is all nice and good and funny.
[03:01] iluvwwe2001: i am the one in the red tank to
[03:01] EBischoffGMRAW: I know you're mad about our history.
[03:02] EBischoffGMRAW: But honestly, Steve, this is not a very funny joke.
[03:02] iluvwwe2001: Mr.Bischoff it is truly me
[03:02] iluvwwe2001: I am not steve
[03:02] iluvwwe2001: I promise u
[03:02] iluvwwe2001: this is patricia
[03:02] iluvwwe2001: i would not lie to u
[03:02] EBischoffGMRAW: Steve.  Don't play with me.  I mean the time you pretended that you were Brian Pillman back from the grave was bad enough.
[03:02] EBischoffGMRAW: But this... THIS TAKES THE CAKE.
[03:02] iluvwwe2001: I do not know what ur talking about
[03:02] iluvwwe2001: I really dont
[03:02] EBischoffGMRAW: Okay, "
[03:03] iluvwwe2001: I am patricia
[03:03] iluvwwe2001: the girl that teddy long referred
[03:03] EBischoffGMRAW: Okay, "Patricia."  Since you insist...  
[03:03] EBischoffGMRAW: What types of special talents do you have?
[03:03] iluvwwe2001: I am insisting because im telling u the truth
[03:03] EBischoffGMRAW: I'll play along.
[03:03] iluvwwe2001: singing dancing and cooking
[03:03] iluvwwe2001: and i can write songs
[03:03] iluvwwe2001: and i have done roleplaying in internet wrestling feds
[03:03] EBischoffGMRAW: Cooking!  Wow!  That's a new one.  So you're suggesting we have a 10 Diva RAW Cookoff on the air?
[03:04] EBischoffGMRAW: Yeah, that'll really put asses in the seats.
 
[03:04] iluvwwe2001: umm this is patricia and if u want to go ahead
[03:04] EBischoffGMRAW: I don't like the tone you're taking with me.
[03:04] iluvwwe2001: Im sorry Mr.Bischoff
[03:04] iluvwwe2001:  I really am
[03:04] EBischoffGMRAW: You know who else was sorry?
[03:04] EBischoffGMRAW: Sean Waltmann.
[03:05] EBischoffGMRAW: Right before I fired his ass via FED-EX.
[03:05] iluvwwe2001: Oh ouch
[03:05] iluvwwe2001: Mr.Bischoff I am glad you told evolution off
[03:05] EBischoffGMRAW: What the fuck?
[03:05] EBischoffGMRAW: Evolution?
[03:05] EBischoffGMRAW: You think wrestling is real?
[03:05] EBischoffGMRAW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[03:05] EBischoffGMRAW: You might be more retarded than Eugene!
[03:06] EBischoffGMRAW: Really, Steve, this is genuinely too good!
[03:06] iluvwwe2001: This is patricia 
[03:06] EBischoffGMRAW: You've outdone yourself.
[03:06] EBischoffGMRAW: How's Vince lately?  Have you two talked things out?
[03:06] EBischoffGMRAW: When are you coming back to work?
[03:06] iluvwwe2001: this is not steve austin
[03:06] iluvwwe2001: this is patricia
[03:06] EBischoffGMRAW: What?
[03:06] iluvwwe2001: the new diva who is trying to be blaze
[03:06] EBischoffGMRAW: WHat?
[03:07] EBischoffGMRAW: Blaze?  How are you going to put the fire out?
[03:07] EBischoffGMRAW: By sitting on it?
[03:07] EBischoffGMRAW: Oh this is too funny.
[03:08] iluvwwe2001: I have no idea what ur talking about
[03:08] EBischoffGMRAW: Sure Steve.  Next you'll be telling me you're still married to Debra, and Paul Bearer is really dead.  Right.
[03:09] iluvwwe2001: I know Paul bearer is not dead
[03:09] iluvwwe2001:  and i know steve austin is not married to debra
[03:09] iluvwwe2001: and i know that austin loves his kids
[03:09] iluvwwe2001: to death
[03:09] EBischoffGMRAW: Of course you're not married to Debra!
[03:09] EBischoffGMRAW: You beat the shit out of her!
[03:09] iluvwwe2001: I hate men that beat up women
[03:09] iluvwwe2001: this is patricia
[03:10] EBischoffGMRAW: Okay Patricia.  What have you had to eat today?
[03:10] EBischoffGMRAW: Six hamburgers?
[03:10] EBischoffGMRAW: Seven?
[03:10] EBischoffGMRAW: How long ago did you eat?
[03:10] iluvwwe2001: no
[03:10] EBischoffGMRAW: an hour ago?
[03:10] EBischoffGMRAW: two hours ago?
[03:10] iluvwwe2001: no
[03:10] EBischoffGMRAW: or THREE MINUTES AGO?!?
[03:10] iluvwwe2001: no
[03:10] iluvwwe2001: i had chicken noodle soup this morning
[03:10] EBischoffGMRAW: Are you Viscera's daughter?  Because that would be super!
[03:10] iluvwwe2001: and than for lunch at c.c.o.c  
[03:10] EBischoffGMRAW: C C O C?
[03:11] EBischoffGMRAW: Captain Charisma on Crack?
[03:11] iluvwwe2001: i had potato bacon soup
[03:11] iluvwwe2001: no
[03:11] iluvwwe2001: central county occupational center
[03:11] iluvwwe2001: in san jose
[03:11] EBischoffGMRAW: That sounds like a prison.  What are you in for?  Stealing lunch?
[03:11] EBischoffGMRAW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I kill me, I do!
[03:11] iluvwwe2001: I am their taking an office assistant course
[03:11] iluvwwe2001: I have to go in a lil bit cuz it is late in california
[03:11] EBischoffGMRAW: Steve, I hardly picture you as an office assistant.
[03:11] EBischoffGMRAW: In your little black tights.
[03:11] EBischoffGMRAW: With your knee braces.
[03:12] EBischoffGMRAW: That's a funny mental picture.
[03:12] iluvwwe2001: I am not steve austin 
[03:12] iluvwwe2001: good night mr. bischoff.
[03:12] EBischoffGMRAW: You're right.
[03:12] EBischoffGMRAW: Steve Austin is a WWE trademark
[03:12] EBischoffGMRAW: You're Steve Williams.
[03:12] EBischoffGMRAW: :D
[03:12] iluvwwe2001: no
[03:12] iluvwwe2001: I gotta go now bye
[03:12] EBischoffGMRAW: Haha, nice one Steve.
[03:12] EBischoffGMRAW: Later.
[03:12] EBischoffGMRAW: This was good.
[03:12] EBischoffGMRAW: pretending to be a fat ugly chick.
[03:12] iluvwwe2001: what
[03:13] EBischoffGMRAW: Where'd you get that picture?  Some Retards with AIDS site?
[03:13] EBischoffGMRAW: and wanting to be Blaze?  What is this, American Gladiators?
[03:13] iluvwwe2001: u know what mr.bischoff i thought u would be a lot nicer
[03:13] EBischoffGMRAW: You have a hell of a sense of humor Steve-o.
[03:13] iluvwwe2001: bye
[03:13] EBischoffGMRAW: Bye Steve, later man!  Good joke.
[03:13] EBischoffGMRAW: you didn't even break kayfabe on this one.