Splatterhouse (PS3)
An unlikely game to make a return to the next-gen, but surprisingly interesting - review brought to you by newest contributor Piston.

Sid Meier's Pirates! (PSP)
An old classic returns. Sure you can get it for any system known to man but it's more fun on the go.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles In Time Re-Shelled (X-Box 360)
A disappointing remake of an old classic. Sometimes, you're better off emulating. Really.

Hannah Montana the Movie (X-Box 360)
Yes, I went there and now not only is there a new review but I have 1000/1000 on Live. It's the best of both worlds!

Final Fantasy IV (DS)
The 15th anniversary remake of one of the greatest role-playing games ever crafted, but what does it offer over the other remakes of the same title?

Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 (X-Box 360)
What happens when you get a bunch of chicks from a popular fighting game on a beach in swimsuits? Horny nerds masturbating.

Neo Geo Battle Coliseum (X-Box 360)
They say if it ain't broke, don't fix it. But this shit's been broken for 15 or more years. Will SNK's one-trick-pony ever die?

Chrono Trigger (DS)
An old SNES classic comes to the Nintendo DS, but is it worth the buy if you already have the original?

Sneak King (X-Box 360)
Stalk people and feed them Burger King food in this somewhat disturbing X-Box exclusive title.

Lets Rape Little Boys: Gaiden
A fan-made RPG in which you sexually assault minors. No, really.