Don't Get Married
Is marriage obsolete? Has society degraded so far that there's no point in it. Look to the answers only Johnny Landin can provide.

Life As a Psuedo-Stripper (April 2012)
New contributions from an anonymous writer who wants to talk about the Psuedo Strip Club life. Prepare to lose more faith in humanity.

Cinco De Drunko Riv-o 2012
It's time for the live drunken article antics in progress of Jason Rivera which are quickly becoming a Cinco De Mayo tradition.

The Appalling Avengers!
While the Avengers call themselves "Earth's Mightiest Heroes," there were a few that couldn't successfully defend a kindergarten.

Nothing New.
While I sit here creatively empty, I've come to the realization EVERYTHING is used up, and we're all becoming slaves to our own Internet.

True Life - Shopaholics!
Eddy C. returns with another entry in his reviews and mockery of the MTV True Life series bring us the vapid moronic shopaholics.

WWE NXT Redemption - 5-16-2012
No promos but three very solid matches on NXT this week. The fourth match had Khali so we won't talk about that.

RAW is Riv - 5-14-2012
This is probably the strangest go-home show I have ever recapped. I thought it didn't "get weird" in WWE until Wednesdays.

Impact is Troy! - 5-10-2012
Troy is in so, so much pain from watching this... so that you don't have to.

Smackdown is Riv - 5-11-2012
World Title picture implodes, Chickbuster drama, your weekly Brodus Clay/Ryback squashes & MOVE GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT.

WWE NXT Redemption - 5-9-2012
The inmates are running the asylum, too many people are smiling, JTG has no pants on & the return of Percy Watson's Urkel glasses.

RAW is Riv - 5-7-2012
yawn...Lord Tensai in main event. YAWN.

The FRAUDCAST - Episode 25
Finally back at full force, the FRAUDCast returns. Listen to the show that's so offensive it shouldn't be listened to by ANYONE.

The Kildare Project Live Presents F.A.P. ! (Ep 8)
After some brief technical issues regarding hosting, the Kildare Project is back. Find out more on how to get back episodes inside.

Asked & Answered (5-2-2012)
Asked & Ashlynn #2? The broken man and the Scorpion Woman answer all your questions. She lets Riv LIVE this time!!!

Asked & Answered - 4-25-2012
Back to basics for Asked & Answered as Riv tries to restore balance to the force in the wake of "Asked & Ashlynn."

Asked & ...Ashlynn? - 4-18-2012
By popular demand, @fightdynamite guest-hosts a special 2 hour Asked & Answered to verbally rape Riv on air - the BAD kind of rape.

Asked & Answered 4-11-2012
Riv has a bad day. Then it gets good... then a beautiful girl calls the show & destroys him. Check out the @fightdynamite Incident!!!

Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 (X-Box 360)
NOT SAFE FOR WORK. This is less of a review and more about a tale of Capcom Anal Violation.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (X-Box 360)
One of the most hyped games of 2011-2012, but does it live up to it all? And how much of your life DOES this game steal?

WWE '12 (X-Box 360)
Is it really new and groundbreaking or is it the same old shit every year? And if it is, isn't that the "WWE Experience" in the first place?

Final Fantasy IV: The Complete Collection (PSP)
250+ hours? I think I need Final Fantasy IV Rehab. Find out why this edition blows away the all other versions!

Resident Evil: Gaiden (GBC)
Deepthroat Ghoul makes his long-awaited return with a Halloween themed look at this very rare & obscure Resident Evil title.

American McGee's Alice (PC)
Wow, and here I thought a game based on Alice & Wonderland would be kinda gay... I was wrong.